So, I'm not gonna lie, today was not a very good day.
To make ourselves feel better, my friends and I played a game during lunch.
There was a mysterious looking metal cylinder-like object sitting outside the window. It was only a couple feet tall, just sitting there in the grass.
We sat at our lunch table staring at, imagining what it could be.
"Do you think it fell out of the janitor's truck or something?"
"Why do you think someone left it here?"
"Maybe it's a bomb."
"Maybe it's alien object."
"Maybe it's a teleporter."
"I know! It's a time machine."
"Yeah, that's it!"
"Let's go get it and use it for world domination!"
"Yeah!"
We waited until the teacher (who is a 6 foot tall, muscular, buzz cut, former marine-looking guy) turn away and then we sprinted out the lunchroom door. Christina stayed behind (chicken) so it was up to Dante and I to investigate. Like immature middle-schoolers, we dared each other to go touch it and see what it was.
We approached it hesitantly.
"Be careful! You could be vaporized!"
We walked over, reached out our hands.....and touched it and then drew back quickly.
On the side, it had letters that read, "White Oil".
"What the hell is white oil?" I asked. But Dante just shrugged and we trudged back inside the lunch room.
According to Wikipedia, white oil is: "a home made insecticide spray used for controlling a wide range of insect pests in the garden. The spray works by blocking the breathing pores of insects causing suffocation and death."
Oh.
Lovely.
(But I still like to think of it as a time machine.)
In other news, I found out yesterday that MTV is making a remake of "Teen Wolf".
Eh, I'm kinda iffy about this.
I love the original 80's movie with Michael J. Fox (he was such a cutie back in the day) and I have a feeling MTV will...well...ruin it.
Besides, it's only coming out because of the whole vampire/werewolf craze generated from the-book-series-that-shall-not-be-named.
On another note, my house is becoming filled with Christmas decorations. Although, it doesn't really get you in the Christmas mood when it's 80 degrees out (seriously, not exaggerating) with 60% humidity in the middle of December. (I just love the south...NOT.)
But here's a video to get me in the Christmas spirit:
I seriously want to go to a Christmas party like that.
Bob Dylan sure knows how to throw a festive party.
To make ourselves feel better, my friends and I played a game during lunch.
There was a mysterious looking metal cylinder-like object sitting outside the window. It was only a couple feet tall, just sitting there in the grass.
We sat at our lunch table staring at, imagining what it could be.
"Do you think it fell out of the janitor's truck or something?"
"Why do you think someone left it here?"
"Maybe it's a bomb."
"Maybe it's alien object."
"Maybe it's a teleporter."
"I know! It's a time machine."
"Yeah, that's it!"
"Let's go get it and use it for world domination!"
"Yeah!"
We waited until the teacher (who is a 6 foot tall, muscular, buzz cut, former marine-looking guy) turn away and then we sprinted out the lunchroom door. Christina stayed behind (chicken) so it was up to Dante and I to investigate. Like immature middle-schoolers, we dared each other to go touch it and see what it was.
We approached it hesitantly.
"Be careful! You could be vaporized!"
We walked over, reached out our hands.....and touched it and then drew back quickly.
On the side, it had letters that read, "White Oil".
"What the hell is white oil?" I asked. But Dante just shrugged and we trudged back inside the lunch room.
According to Wikipedia, white oil is: "a home made insecticide spray used for controlling a wide range of insect pests in the garden. The spray works by blocking the breathing pores of insects causing suffocation and death."
Oh.
Lovely.
(But I still like to think of it as a time machine.)
In other news, I found out yesterday that MTV is making a remake of "Teen Wolf".
Eh, I'm kinda iffy about this.
I love the original 80's movie with Michael J. Fox (he was such a cutie back in the day) and I have a feeling MTV will...well...ruin it.
Besides, it's only coming out because of the whole vampire/werewolf craze generated from the-book-series-that-shall-not-be-named.
On another note, my house is becoming filled with Christmas decorations. Although, it doesn't really get you in the Christmas mood when it's 80 degrees out (seriously, not exaggerating) with 60% humidity in the middle of December. (I just love the south...NOT.)
But here's a video to get me in the Christmas spirit:
I seriously want to go to a Christmas party like that.
Bob Dylan sure knows how to throw a festive party.
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