We've got a set amount of heartbeats we're given

(Tracy Feith for Target raincoat, Converse tennis shoes, Minuet green dress from thrift store)

It doesn't matter what age you are, everybody's got a Bucket List (and no, you don't have to be Morgan Freedman or Jack Nicholson either).

They're usually pretty much the same with everyone, following a basic pattern of:
1. a travel destination
2. doing something daring
(in my case, going to New York City and Tokyo, backpacking Europe, and hang-gliding)

What people are more reluctant to share, however, are their Secret Bucket Lists. Namely, a list of embarrassing or silly or surprising things they've always wanted to do; a list that they keep hidden inside, tucked away in the back of their minds.

And so, because I don't know the meaning of the word "secret" I am going to share my Secret Bucket List:

1. Go to Comic-con or another equally nerdy convention and actually dress up in a costume.

2. Date a man from another race (wouldn't it be racist not to? Think about it.)

3. Be a street performer for a day

4. Punch somebody (who deserves it) as hard as I can in the face

5. Visit a nudist colony (I mean, what's it really like in there??)

6. Take part in a protest or strike

7. Save a kitten from a tree (it does happen in real life, right? Right?)

8. Be an extra in a movie

9. Go for an entire day speaking in a foreign accent (*ahem* presumably British, because those accents are sexy)

10. Adopt two cats and name them Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer




So there you have it folks.
I dare you to tell somebody one thing from your Secret Bucket List. Or better yet, actually go out and get started on it.